Shitposts
Why we ran out of beer at our best event
Our best event ever. 290+ guests scanned. Bar rang $4,162 on a $4,000 minimum. The dancefloor was packed from midnight...
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Shitposts
Hot takes, dark humor, and opinions that fit in a paragraph. Three sentences or three hundred words — the only rule is it has to mean something. The unfiltered channel. If it got us cancelled, it probably started here.
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Department of Goth Girls
I want to be the guy that can send goth girls to parties instead of complete randoms. That’s the mission...
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Shitposting is the only honest marketing
Every other promoter in NYC posts the same shit. Ethereal flyer. “Immersive experience.” “Safe space.” “Community gathering.” It all reads...
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Don’t call me a POC
Don’t call me a POC. It’s literally just a repackaged slur. “Colored” with extra syllables. You’re othering me with a...
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BPM is P&L engineering
People think tempo is an artistic choice. It is. But it’s also a financial one. At 140 BPM, people drink...
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Apology tours are how you lose everything
Can’t be caught going on apology tours or else everyone loses faith in the project. The moment you apologize under...
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From shitpost blog to software company
SLIST started as a shitpost blog on Instagram. An anonymous account in Mexico City posting about which raves were good...
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I love cancel wars
If you know anything about me, I LOVE cancel wars. I make that shit my bitch. I believe in escalating....