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How to be a Tyrant changed my life
Netflix dropped “How to Be a Tyrant” and I watched the whole thing in one sitting. Took notes. Not ironically....
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Hot takes, dark humor, and opinions that fit in a paragraph. Three sentences or three hundred words — the only rule is it has to mean something. The unfiltered channel. If it got us cancelled, it probably started here.
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I live for cringe
I live for cringe. No other emotion is as pure. Cringe is the only honest reaction left. Everything else is...
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What is based may never be cancelled
What is based may never be cancelled. Five cancel campaigns. Two countries. Three years. Still here. Bigger than before every...
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SLIST was right about everything
SLIST was right about everything. Right about the promoters who were cosplaying as community leaders while pocketing DJ fees. Right...
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The Diogenes of Bushwick
Diogenes lived in a barrel, rejected every social convention, told Alexander the Great to move because he was blocking the...
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Impersonated 12 times and counting
Current impersonation count: 3 on Reddit. 4 on Discord. 2 on Instagram. 2 on SoundCloud. 1 on Radiate. 12 fake...
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Why we ran out of beer at our best event
Our best event ever. 290+ guests scanned. Bar rang $4,162 on a $4,000 minimum. The dancefloor was packed from midnight...
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Department of Goth Girls
I want to be the guy that can send goth girls to parties instead of complete randoms. That’s the mission...
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10 for the wolf, 3 for the shepherd, 1 for the sheep
10 for the wolf. 3 for the shepherd. 1 for the sheep. The wolf hunts. The wolf risks everything. The...
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This is my stress outlet that causes me the most stress
This is my stress outlet that causes me the most stress. Think about that for a second. The thing I...