Shitposts
10 for the wolf, 3 for the shepherd, 1 for the sheep
10 for the wolf. 3 for the shepherd. 1 for the sheep. The wolf hunts. The wolf risks everything. The...
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Shitposts
Music taste is character, not preference
I would probably break up with someone over not liking techno. Sounds extreme. It isn’t. Music taste isn’t what you...
Shitposts
Why we ran out of beer at our best event
Our best event ever. 290+ guests scanned. Bar rang $4,162 on a $4,000 minimum. The dancefloor was packed from midnight...
Shitposts
Department of Goth Girls
I want to be the guy that can send goth girls to parties instead of complete randoms. That’s the mission...
BTS
Ads sell more tickets than almost any DJ
This is the sentence that ended a decade of conventional wisdom in event promotion: ads sell more tickets than almost...
BTS
Drama sells like nothing else
Most promoters treat drama like a disease. Something to suppress, manage, contain. I treated it like gasoline. SLIST was born...
Shitposts
I love cancel wars
If you know anything about me, I LOVE cancel wars. I make that shit my bitch. I believe in escalating....
Shitposts
Shitposting is the only honest marketing
Every other promoter in NYC posts the same shit. Ethereal flyer. “Immersive experience.” “Safe space.” “Community gathering.” It all reads...
Shitposts
BPM is P&L engineering
People think tempo is an artistic choice. It is. But it’s also a financial one. At 140 BPM, people drink...
Shitposts
Apology tours are how you lose everything
Can’t be caught going on apology tours or else everyone loses faith in the project. The moment you apologize under...