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diff --git a/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md b/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md index 9f3c76e..f514c77 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md @@ -1,17 +1,16 @@ --- title: "The Diogenes of Bushwick" -slug: the-diogenes-of-bushwick pubDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z updatedDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z draft: false excerpt: "Diogenes lived in a barrel, rejected every social convention, told Alexander the Great to move because he was blocking the sun, and masturbated in public to prove a philosophical point. … Read more" categories: - - { name: Shitposts, slug: shitposts } + - Shitposts tags: - - { name: format-short-take, slug: format-short-take } - - { name: identity, slug: identity } - - { name: nyc, slug: nyc } - - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } + - format-short-take + - identity + - nyc + - tone-casual featured: src: https://cdn.slist.net/posts/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/cover.png alt: "Barrel with laser lights on Brooklyn street corner"content: rewrite image URLs from slist.net/wp-content to cdn.slist.net/posts/<slug>/
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md b/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md index 221f5f0..9f3c76e 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ tags: - { name: nyc, slug: nyc } - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } featured: - src: https://slist.net/wp-content/uploads/ai_69d2a78bbb4e24.52254185.png + src: https://cdn.slist.net/posts/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/cover.png alt: "Barrel with laser lights on Brooklyn street corner" legacy_wp_id: 16084 ---fix(web): point upload URLs at slist.net (cdn.slist.net not wired up yet)
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md b/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md index add3dc8..221f5f0 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ tags: - { name: nyc, slug: nyc } - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } featured: - src: https://cdn.slist.net/ai_69d2a78bbb4e24.52254185.png + src: https://slist.net/wp-content/uploads/ai_69d2a78bbb4e24.52254185.png alt: "Barrel with laser lights on Brooklyn street corner" legacy_wp_id: 16084 ---feat(web): visually mirror slist.net blog (index + single post)
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md b/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md index 837aae1..add3dc8 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md @@ -4,6 +4,17 @@ slug: the-diogenes-of-bushwick pubDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z updatedDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z draft: false +excerpt: "Diogenes lived in a barrel, rejected every social convention, told Alexander the Great to move because he was blocking the sun, and masturbated in public to prove a philosophical point. … Read more" +categories: + - { name: Shitposts, slug: shitposts } +tags: + - { name: format-short-take, slug: format-short-take } + - { name: identity, slug: identity } + - { name: nyc, slug: nyc } + - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } +featured: + src: https://cdn.slist.net/ai_69d2a78bbb4e24.52254185.png + alt: "Barrel with laser lights on Brooklyn street corner" legacy_wp_id: 16084 --- Diogenes lived in a barrel, rejected every social convention, told Alexander the Great to move because he was blocking the sun, and masturbated in public to prove a philosophical point.feat(web): full posts+pages sync, browseable UI, curated pages allowlist
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md b/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..837aae1 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/posts/2026/the-diogenes-of-bushwick/index.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +--- +title: "The Diogenes of Bushwick" +slug: the-diogenes-of-bushwick +pubDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z +updatedDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z +draft: false +legacy_wp_id: 16084 +--- +Diogenes lived in a barrel, rejected every social convention, told Alexander the Great to move because he was blocking the sun, and masturbated in public to prove a philosophical point. + +I live in Bushwick, reject every scene convention, told the biggest promoters in NYC to move because they’re blocking the dancefloor, and shitpost in public to prove a philosophical point. + +The parallels are uncomfortable but accurate. Diogenes called himself a “citizen of the world” while everyone in Athens thought he was insane. I call myself the only South Asian techno promoter in Brooklyn while everyone in the scene thinks I’m toxic. Both of us turned the rejection into the brand. + +The difference is Diogenes didn’t have Instagram. Imagine the engagement numbers on that barrel content.
