feat(web): flatten frontmatter — drop slug, flat tags/cats, auto-bump updatedDate [skip ci]
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md b/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md index 8a8a9f7..971c675 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md @@ -1,17 +1,16 @@ --- title: "I live for cringe" -slug: i-live-for-cringe pubDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z updatedDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z draft: false excerpt: "I live for cringe. No other emotion is as pure. Cringe is the only honest reaction left. Everything else is performative. Coolness is performed. Outrage is performed. Even vulnerability has … Read more" categories: - - { name: Shitposts, slug: shitposts } + - Shitposts tags: - - { name: community, slug: community } - - { name: format-short-take, slug: format-short-take } - - { name: identity, slug: identity } - - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } + - community + - format-short-take + - identity + - tone-casual featured: src: https://cdn.slist.net/posts/i-live-for-cringe/cover.png alt: "Half-broken clown mask revealing authentic face"content: rewrite image URLs from slist.net/wp-content to cdn.slist.net/posts/<slug>/
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md b/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md index 108e906..8a8a9f7 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ tags: - { name: identity, slug: identity } - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } featured: - src: https://slist.net/wp-content/uploads/ai_69d2a75c234241.82302953.png + src: https://cdn.slist.net/posts/i-live-for-cringe/cover.png alt: "Half-broken clown mask revealing authentic face" legacy_wp_id: 16071 ---fix(web): point upload URLs at slist.net (cdn.slist.net not wired up yet)
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md b/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md index d4799dd..108e906 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ tags: - { name: identity, slug: identity } - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } featured: - src: https://cdn.slist.net/ai_69d2a75c234241.82302953.png + src: https://slist.net/wp-content/uploads/ai_69d2a75c234241.82302953.png alt: "Half-broken clown mask revealing authentic face" legacy_wp_id: 16071 ---feat(web): visually mirror slist.net blog (index + single post)
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md b/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md index 43f1d59..d4799dd 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md @@ -4,6 +4,17 @@ slug: i-live-for-cringe pubDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z updatedDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z draft: false +excerpt: "I live for cringe. No other emotion is as pure. Cringe is the only honest reaction left. Everything else is performative. Coolness is performed. Outrage is performed. Even vulnerability has … Read more" +categories: + - { name: Shitposts, slug: shitposts } +tags: + - { name: community, slug: community } + - { name: format-short-take, slug: format-short-take } + - { name: identity, slug: identity } + - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } +featured: + src: https://cdn.slist.net/ai_69d2a75c234241.82302953.png + alt: "Half-broken clown mask revealing authentic face" legacy_wp_id: 16071 --- I live for cringe. No other emotion is as pure.feat(web): full posts+pages sync, browseable UI, curated pages allowlist
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md b/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..43f1d59 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/posts/2026/i-live-for-cringe/index.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +--- +title: "I live for cringe" +slug: i-live-for-cringe +pubDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z +updatedDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:48.000Z +draft: false +legacy_wp_id: 16071 +--- +I live for cringe. No other emotion is as pure. + +Cringe is the only honest reaction left. Everything else is performative. Coolness is performed. Outrage is performed. Even vulnerability has become a content strategy. But cringe? Cringe is the sound of someone being real in a room full of people who aren’t. + +I wore socks and Birkenstocks to disco raves in CDMX. The statement? I’m a clown. And I’m more comfortable being a clown than being whatever curated aesthetic the rest of the room decided was acceptable this week. + +The shitposts are cringe. The brand is cringe. The whole project is cringe to the people who think underground culture should be serious and tasteful and properly spoken. Good. Those people aren’t invited.
